McCarthy to opt for Dean Ashton alternative!

Last updated : 05 August 2004 By John Jenkin
Dean Ashton
Better Option?
Sunderland Mad can confirm that Sunderland have been offered a better alternative than Dean Ashton for warming their bench.

Sunderland have recieved numerous offers from the UK's leading hot water bottle companies offering a Dean Ashton alternative.

This will be music to Mr Gradi's ears as he attempts to try and prevent Crewe scraping round the bottom of the Champioship barrel come the end of the season.

Just in case you're silly enough to believe this, IT'S A JOKE!