The Black Cats Rumour Mill: Rooy Quite Keane on La Liga Hit Man?

Last updated : 10 May 2007 By John Jenkin
Name: Ruud Van Nistelrooy

Position: Striker

Club: Real Madrid

Expected Price: Unknown

Comments: I've recently been advised that there's a rumour doing the rounds at some of the Sunderland supporter branches that Ruud is on his way to Wearside. I was in two minds whether to even post this because it's just NOT going to happen, but this is a rumour mill, so here it is. Ruud is absolutely on fire in La Liga, so Real Madrid WILL NOT be letting him go for obvious reasons. Ruud will not want go give up Real Madrid for Sunderland. If you need me to explain why then I guess your best subject isn't football. If this signing comes off I'll eat my own underpants and post the event on You Tube for all to see! If rumours are going to start, lets at least make them realistic eh? Computer says "NO"!


Name: Andrew Cole

Position: Striker

Club: Portsmouth

Expected Price: Free

Comments: The names are coming thick and fast at the moment. The latest being ex Newcastle forward Andrew Cole. While Andy certainly would add something to the team, I think we have the money to be aiming a little higher than the prolific veteran. Birmingham have stated that they are not able to meet his wage demands, so it looks like he'll not be returning to St Andrews. To be honest, I think there's little chance of seeing Cole the Goal at the SoL next season. Still, it would be interesting to see Yorke and Cole playing in the same team again...



Name: Thomas Graveson

Position: Centre Midfield

Club: Celtic

Expected Price: £2,000,000

Comments: On the basis that we have only just been promoted. I would prefer Graverson over Barton over the basis that Thomas is less likely to start running round punching people, we'd have less challenge for his signature and his experience will prove prices for a newly promoted team. Graverson and Whithead in centre-mid? I'll have a slice of that please waiter!



Name: Joey Barton

Position: Centre Midfield

Club: Manchester City

Expected Price: £4,000,000 - £5,500,000

Comments: Taking Joey Barton on would be a huge gamble, but there's no doubting his abilty. Keane may see a bit of himself in Joey and if anybody could calm the lad down it would be Keane. Two other clubs have shown interest. Everton and Tottenham, but nobody to date has confirmed their interest. It's also being reported that Manchester City have ran out patients with Barton and have told him he can leave the club.



Name: David Nugent

Position: Striker

Club: Preston North End

Expected Price: £6,000,000

Comments: David Nugent for me has everything to make it in the top flight. Keane has already said that he admires the young forward and could be a real potential signing, but other factors come into this. Nugent has already stated that he'll stay at Preston if promoted, which is looking less likely. He also said he would prefer joining Everton (Being an Everton supporter), but I've heard on the grape vine that The Blues are targeting Jermaine Defoe from Tottenham. Could this pave the way for Keane to get his man? Personally I would love to see Nugent at the club next season.